Oh... They aren't /together/. Just, they're the leaders of their band of... I don't know, lame people?
Some of them, like this Eddie chick are pretty cool, I won't lie. But if you decide to venture into Small Talk these days... Just use the buddy system. It's horrifying. And you can be sucked into these meaningless spam conversations and... *shudders*
Yeah. It's a nice cool filter... Most people worth talking to are the ones who don't have an AKA in their name. Just steer clear of Small Talk and it's still an altogether pretty enjoyably experience.
I tried, but uh... couldn't understand a goddamn word other than Fuck and You. It's like Nirvana -- two listens and a lyrics sheet are minimum requirements before I understand wtf.