*random double post but I won't be on for a while and this is super important*
All my life, when people were apparently saying "axe murderer" I thought they were saying "ex-murderer". I could not figure out what was so terrifying about a previous murderer who had obviously given up his homicidal ways. I'm fifteen fucking years old, and I just now realized that. Wow.
I've probably sounded retarded all these years going around talking about ex-murderers. But nobody had the courtesy(sp?) to just be like "hey, Hannah, that's axe murdered, not ex-murderer."
Or you can make them long distance date, wait what's their age differences? It's "inappropriate" to date someone whose age is less than half your age plus seven, they should be fine.