What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[o0_flying high_0o]

Dear Literature,

Please go die in a fucking hole. You're not even a proper essay.

[Lamp Post]

*offers tea*

[Ovie! Ovie! Ovie! Oy! Oy! Oy!]

Imagine it's tee shirt and shorts temperature for here. God I wanna go on vaca to Florida for Spring Break again.

[Hannah]

So cold. AND I CANNOT FIND MY SOCKS. WTF? I NEED SOCKS.

And I have no winter clothes because we didn't go shopping this weekend like we were s'posed to. Blehhhhhhhhhhh...

Also: Thinking up a grand finale for my revenge... I found a place online that can give me his facebook password for no charge. Probably fake, but wouldn't a lovely closing to the spam be a status update? "Hey guys, it's really hard to come out after all this time, but I'm gay."

[nathan_p]

Holy shit. Next time I buy, uh, undergarments, I'm making sure that the word "elastic" is nowhere in the description. This is basically a corset. aggh

On the good news side: I can't read and my paper isn't due until midnight :D

[EndOfTheEarth]

Preordered ANGEL.

If I even get one of my twelve-bucks-worth, I'll be satisfied.

[Omega]

You.... I'd say moron, but we both know that ain't true.

Just... why?

[nathan_p]

So I can steal his copy?

I refuse to buy the fucker. I'll daytrip to the bookstore to skim it and THEN consider getting a copy.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Because your chances at winning the lottery go up substantially if you buy a ticket.

In brief, I have three items that I'm hinging upon to make this a better book that previous titles.
1) Angel is supposed to save the day. Not Max, Angel. Angel specifically. Something must have gone gloriously wrong for Max to be forced to acknowledge this somewhere in the book with a straight face.

2) More scientists, running genetic acceleration experiments. If it's taken even slightly seriously, it may be worth my time.

3) In an interview some time back, Patterson claimed that he was developing this book at the same time he was writing FANG, which may mean, for the first time since SOF-->STWAOES, we may actually get plot continuity.

[Ovie! Ovie! Ovie! Oy! Oy! Oy!]

Trolling MDW awesome times to anger the woman-folk.

[nathan_p]

Falling asleep on the keyboard and hungry as hell... naturally, rather than sleep or eat, I'm back to work on the goddamn letter.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Are you sure there's no way we can help?

Also, as we now know, the mods don't like foreign language stuff on their site. How are we getting around this?