What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Contradiction]

Writing a letter from Mesopotamia to Egypt, detailing why we pwn them.

[Dual]

Bioshock question:

How the fuck can the main character use the bathospheres if he isn't related to...Ryan, was it?

[nathan_p]

Did you finish the game?

I ain't tellin'.

[Dual]

Nope. Not yet.

And if it turns out that he's secretly related to Ryan, I'm stabbing my eyes out.

BECAUSE THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE, DAMN IT.

[nathan_p]

bwahahaha I refuse to tell you, in that case. You'll be stunned, I swear.

[Dual]

He's too old to be Ryan's son.

And it just isn't good writing to make him Ryan's, like, cousin or something.

And you'd think he'd know if he was somehow related to Ryan, right?

Come to think of it...we know next to nothing about the lead character, aside from maybe his name.

>_> Judging from the quality of the game, this is probably foreshadowing, but I still don't like it.

Maybe Ryan's dead, a little sister harvested his Adam, and the lead harvested the sister. Or something.

Or maybe he's been injected with Ryan's DNA.

Whatever the case...I'm suspcious.

[nathan_p]

The main character is Jack. Just fyi.

Alllll will be revealed :>

[Dual]

ZOMG.

Jack.

Huh.

Significance?

Jack and Jill, Jack and the giant beanstalk...ah, were we go. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

...

Jack's going to go all psychopath, isn't he?

[nathan_p]

No, it doesn't really mean anything. It's just a name. I think.

[EndOfTheEarth]

It's just a name. It means nothing at all.

[EndOfTheEarth]

That depends on how you've been playing the game.

But the Jack and Jill thing has no signifigance. Jack is Jack is Jack.

[EndOfTheEarth]

In one of the most epicly dramatic scenes of videogame history.

"AMC,ASO!"