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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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WHY IS HE WRITING TEEN FICS.

WHY.

WHY?!?!?!
Wrong question.

WHY THE HELL IS HE WRITING FOUR DIFFERENT, INDIVIDUAL TEEN FICS!

WHY CAN'T HE JUST FOCUS ON MAKING ONE ACTUALLY GOOD!

WHY, GOD, WHY?!
But this one isn't even REMOTELY similar to the other ones.

This one sounds like one of those coming-of-age novels. Instead of whatever the hell MR, D-X, and W&W, was supposed to be.

And that's a silly question. JP had always "wrote" a lot of books all at once. He likes milking the money out of stupid adults and kids.
I know. D: I mildly didn't hate the other ones because they were fantasy (No way in hell DX was a scifi...) and fantasy kicks ass. Except when it has fail writing, in which case it just doesn't completely suck.

But this one...dear god...

This one is going to hurt.

And I know that. But he's always wrote, "Adult," novels before. Er, as in, meant for adults, not as in...nevermind.

Why is he so interested in YA novels now?

I mean. Aside from making money, of course.
Suckering teens.

Let's all look at the Vampire craze and how much money the authors are making from that.

He figures, "Hey, teens are stupid idiots who will fall for any shitty book if it's got some romance!" Then he hires a chick to appeal to the idiotic girls.


Edit: Does anyone feels this resembles, "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" a bit?
There is nothing aside from the money. That's it. Money. Money, money, money.

http://blogs.forbes.com/booked/2010/08/20/james-patterson-tops-high...
Patterson is a businessman, not an artist. Remember?
"Rafe Khatchadorian"

oh god why

What the hell does Rafe stand for? Rafael? Please tell me I'm just braindead and it's a reasonable name.

However, there is no excuse for Katchadorian. wtf.
Getting ready to go to a little Relient K acoustic Christmas concert. Woo.
Screw this, man. I could have most likely gotten a perfect score on the math section of the SAT...

"Oh, shit, it said what was the difference between..."
"Ok, put your pencils down."
"FFUUUUUUU"

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