What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Xuut]

Why thank you Math teacher, I still have no clue of what you want on this project. Appreciate it. If I put sparkles on the project, will it get me points?

 

My question of "How can you even have a Math project?" has been answered. You make one up about teens and cell phone plans that they have to pay themselves. (Although I don't even text anyone on my phone...) 

 

 

 

[Contradiction]

Went to the post-grad center today for an appointment. Was introduced to a kick-ass writing resident camp... that costs $1200/week and is in Ohio. :|

[nathan_p]

Playing invisible douchebag in Bioshock, aka hide like a bitch while the damn vector processes and snipe people from hiding.

[Hannah]

I'm really curious as to what my mother expects me to wear this summer, because now in addition to shorts being almost to my knee, no thin strapped tops, skirts being past the knee, and tops that don't even come near showing any cleavage that I DON'T HAVE, she's outlawed any tee-shirts that are too dark or "punk" looking.

FML.

EDIT: Oh, and she doesn't like how I've been wearing black nail polish so much because it should be purely for "costume" purposes.

[Contradiction]

whattheeff

 

Why?

[Hannah]

Because apparently my shoulders are just so effing sexy that any visual representation of them would make every good, Christian boy in America simultaneously lust for me.

And my mom wouldn't care that that would send them to a firey eternity in hell, except that causing someone to sin is also a sin. And she'll be damned if her perfect daughter makes her look bad in a sea of jean jumpers and turtlenecks.

[Mudkip]

What's wrong with tank tops, dark shirts, and short shorts/skirts?

 

I don't wear any of that by choice, but seriously? 

[nathan_p]

SINFUL (translation: comfortable, and God hates being comfortable).

 

(OK, mind you, for me the best state of being is the one with the least amount of clothes, and that's not true for everyone, but honestly, in summer?)

[Hannah]

O.o So true. My mother's opposed to Victoria's Secret sweatpants not because they're sex pants that come from a sex store that sells sex things for the purposes of sex, but because they're comfortable.

Everything makes so much more sense now.

[nathan_p]

I was mostly joking, but I'm not surprised :|

[Hannah]

She also doesn't like perfume. I don't wear perfume but I still find it comical to watch her be all "no perfume is sex juice from sex stores that girls use to lure boys with."

Even your nostrils can't be comfortable.

[nathan_p]

I've never seen a dude react to a chick's perfume, honestly. I've only ever seen girls compliment each other on lotion or whatever.

 

So... weird.