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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

I don't have one yet. >=(.

*Is accepting suggestions*

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So what he do is we get the goats. We dress them all up as elves. We name them Elf 1, Elf 2, and Fredrico. Fredrico is a talented tap dancer, but darn it we always has to pick sparkly pink tap shoes. Gah, i've told him many times he needs black ones cuz he's just a backup dancer goat, but no. He has to have red sparkly. Anyways, then you come out all sexy-like and all. Now, to be sexy dancing, there has to be at least a tiny bit of stripping. Just maybe a jacket toss until you get comfortable.
Dayum, that's sexy.
*jawdrop*

Awesome. No, epic.
Indi, I think your sexy dance is influencing the ads...
*copies ad*

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"unleash your diva" XD
Google ads are so entertaining
sorry i'm such a trend setter

*diva sigh*
The trend of buying your own "home stripper pole"?
-.-'

you said i'm influencing the adds... hence a trend setter.
aha!
My dancing is the sexiest ever. I have skillz.
cabbage patch.

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