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What be your sexy dance?

I don't have one yet. >=(.

*Is accepting suggestions*

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Permalink Reply by Indigo on March 8, 2009 at 3:54pm

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So what he do is we get the goats. We dress them all up as elves. We name them Elf 1, Elf 2, and Fredrico. Fredrico is a talented tap dancer, but darn it we always has to pick sparkly pink tap shoes. Gah, i've told him many times he needs black ones cuz he's just a backup dancer goat, but no. He has to have red sparkly. Anyways, then you come out all sexy-like and all. Now, to be sexy dancing, there has to be at least a tiny bit of stripping. Just maybe a jacket toss until you get comfortable.

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Permalink Reply by Z on March 8, 2009 at 4:54pm

Dayum, that's sexy.

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Permalink Reply by odyssey2341 on March 9, 2009 at 4:18am

*jawdrop*

Awesome. No, epic.

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Permalink Reply by Kayte on March 8, 2009 at 5:22pm

Indi, I think your sexy dance is influencing the ads...
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Permalink Reply by Z on March 8, 2009 at 5:32pm

You're right... I've got these ones:

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