What the bloody fuck!

[Z]

I was banned! I found out I was banned from the Banhammer thread! I'm checking my emails and I have two called 'Sexually Explicit'.

1. Dear Happi Zebra,

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Okay, be honest, who would tap that? I would. In an instant, man. >.> Plz no one squeal on me.


Thank you,

ModeratorChey

2. Dear Happi Zebra
,

Thank you for participating in our community! However, your POST in look - its nathan was found to be in violation of Max-Dan-Wiz’s terms of service. Please review the posting guidelines here: http://www.max-dan-wiz.com/page/guidelines-for-membership-and

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i'd tap that

Thank you,

ModeratorChey

The second was from 'Katy W' and a different email. There's 6 new replies for the 'Look! It's Nathan!' thread which must have brought it to the whore's attention. *mourns account*

[Doomy]

Ah. *Nods* M'kay Py ^_^

I think that everyone here knows my age... :-/

[Kayte]

Everyone pretty much knows my age...
*still want's to know how old Py is*

[Doomy]

*CoughFourteenCough*

[Kayte]

*confusion*
Why is she so cryptic then? That's not so bad, would've guessed that on my own...

[nathan_p]

I make an game out of making people guess my age.

The younger you are on the internets, the fewer people pay attention to you.

[Kayte]

It depends, Nathan I think you could be six and we'd still pay attention...
*thinks she's the same age as you*
Or maybe your younger, I don't think you're older than me...
*considers*

[Zapp]

fifteen?

I'm 18 in Aug D:

[Kayte]

*is fifteen*
But going on sixteen...
*thinks*
wait, if Nathan's the same age as me...her birthday is like two days before mine! I am younger! O.O The horror!

[Doomy]

NO NO NO Kayte! D:

I'M Fourteen. I don't know how old Py is. And I think that she doesn't want us to know, so I'll respect that ^_^

[nathan_p]

I'm fifteen. Sixteen 28 July.

[o0_flying high_0o]

I'm sixteen, have been for just over 2 months.

O.o That makes me the second oldest. *is normally the youngest*

*ignores the fact that lots of people haven't commented yet, including people I know are older than me*

[Kayte]

@Nathan: Damn, you're older than me by three days!
@Doomy: No Py doesn't want us to know, she almost promised to tell me, but then she decided not to. I've decided I wont pry, but when she decides to tell, I call being first to know.