1) Damn dog is going "barkbarkbark!" and it's driving me nuts.
2) My fantasy:
"Hey, Michael, you going to homecoming?"
"Gee, I don't know. I don't have anyone to go with... oh well."
"Well,
I'm available" ^_^
"Wanna go?"
"Sounds like fun!" Of course, as cheesy as this all is, I swear it's much sexier in my head.
My reality:
"Hey, Michael, you going to homecoming?"
"No."
"Aw,…
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