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Last Night's Less Than Enjoyable Adventure

So, last night at like, 6:00 AM (this was before I went to sleep, well I passed out and woke up but that's not the point) I went to the basement to use the bathroom.

My dog won't let me go because he really needs to pee.

And I mean REALLY needs to go pee, he was barking and jumping and looking completely /insane/.

So I let him out, but he wouldn't let me put the dumb leash on, so I thought he'd come in after words.

He didn't.

I chased and called him around in flip flops, shorts and a 3/4 sleeve shirt trying to get him back inside in the freaking dark. (He ran to our old house, around the street, all over the driveway and the backyard which is a forest.) It doesn't work, so I call my mom to get my brother to do it. My brother has a giant spazz and after ten minutes brings the dog back in.

He gets yelled at by our crazy neighbor and starts screaming at me for getting him into trouble. Oh yeah, they even called the cops. And I'm wondering why they would...

And next morning he starts bitching out to me about it saying how everything I do is a failure and that I shouldn't have let the dog out in the first place. Then because I talked back he cut my internet.

I feel bad that he got yelled at by the crazy neighbor, I really do. But every time I try to talk somewhat reasonably with him he twists my words and changes the subjects so that I ALWAYS sound like the asshole.

Now what he doesn't know is that whenever the dog really needs to go out and pee I let him out. This was the first time the dog ran wild. And apparently I let the dog run around all the time because my dog shit on our neighbors lawn.

Which is really interesting because there's a bloody fence (and a cliff) that serves as a boundary line between our backyard from theirs.

And that was basically my night in a nutshell. I officially dislike dogs now and wish instead of a dog we owned a cat.

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Comment by Xuut on November 15, 2009 at 7:04pm
Yes. >.> I dislike dogs now. And the neighbor is really freaking me out. I've heard some rather unpleasant tales about him.
Comment by o0_flying high_0o on November 15, 2009 at 7:35pm
Neighbours will find a reason to complain, even if you just have cats. Like it's our fault they don't have a proper cage for their chickens. I mean, why would you even have chickens in the suburbs? And really, you wouldn't think they'd complain about the cat dragging the dead bird out of their yard. It might not be pleasant to witness, but surely it's better than it being on your doorstep, which was where it was waiting for us.
Comment by ScubaGrl<3 on November 16, 2009 at 5:15am
Yeah, our neighbors are complainers too. Long story, don't want to talk about it.
And that sounds like a crappy night...hope nothing else bad happens!
Comment by Xuut on November 16, 2009 at 5:45am
@Flying: O.o A chicken in the suburbs.... what? I mean my friend has geese but, seriously chickens? We had a rat put in out car windshield once. And a dead frog in the backyard. Besides we're not even the worse on the street, there's this guy who is building a shed at 12 AM...

@Scuba: Thanks, I don't think anything terrible will happen. I find that the complainers tend to be old people...
Comment by ScubaGrl<3 on November 17, 2009 at 10:43am
Yeah, same for my neighborhood- most of the annoying, complaining neighbors are old people!
Comment by Xuut on November 17, 2009 at 12:04pm
O.o Old people...

They're out to kill us, I swear.
Comment by ScubaGrl<3 on November 20, 2009 at 8:20am
I know, right?!

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