STORY TIME: Mondays suck.

[Hannah]

Once upon a time, on a Monday, there was a girl named Hailey. And Hailey was having an exceptionally bad day.

It all started when she woke up. To the sound of her mother screaming at her for not doing the kitty litter last night. Which, she forgot about, due to the exponential amount of homework Hailey was required to do. And the fact that she had to go to bed by ten.

So Hailey went to take a shower. Yes, boys and girls, personal hygiene is very important to maintain so that you are fully ready to have the worst day ever. But guess what was in the shower! A spider. The size of a Tahoe. Lovely.

So Hailey sprayed the Tahoe spider with Suave extra-hold hairspray, the kind that doubles as pepper spray, but that GOD DAMN spider just wouldn't die! So, she had to try washing it down the drain. Upon further reflection, Tahoe spiders are not capable of being washed down the drain. Lastly, she ruined her favorite tennis shoe by implanting the Tahoe spider into the heel of it. Then she threw the shoe away.

Then she went to school. School was... Surprisingly normal that day, I suppose.

In the afternoon, she went to the volleyball open gym. This is where she, quite conveniently, received her... Er, monthly gift, complete with agonizing cramps, right in the middle of her favorite drill. Three days early. Lovely.

After calling her mother to take her home, she realized that her science test was THIS Friday, rather than next Friday. Stupid planner.... Lovely.

So, due to the excess hormones running wild in her brain, the Tahoe spider, and the screwy planner, Hailey buried her face in her bed and cried. And got her laptop so she could rant to her friends.

That's when, on a routine facebook check, she realized that five of her RL friends think she's not a virgin. Whaaaa? She's, like, 12! GEEZ. Lovely. And because she didn't participate in stupid interviews, she didn't have enough points to find out who. So she can punch them in their faces. Lovely.

And then... She finds out that Lamp is leaving, Olivia sent Mackenzie to spy on her, and one of her back-up alts was banned, and she was called an annoying smartass. Lovely.

And guess what! I'm Hailey. And those catastrophic events all happened to me. TODAY. And now, I officially hate Mondays. And relating events in the third person...

[Devil's Sunrise]

And also, yes, I suppose Mondays, upon further review, do suck. Sorry. If you need to talk, I probably won't help, but I try to make you laugh.

[Hannah]

1. Yes, yes it is. As hell.
2. Mhm. Thanks. *evil grin* Make me laugh, puppet boy! >:)
3. EDIT: Why do Tuesdays suck? Becuase Tahoe spider has a friend.

[Devil's Sunrise]

What the fuck is a
*google image search*
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

[Hannah]

I didn't know that was a scientifically classifiable species... I just named him Tahoe Spider 'cause he's the size of an effing Tahoe.