The Crowley vs. Fake Fang vs. Dual Duel Thread

[Dual]

Three enter the discussion. One leaves with the right to be Mr. Kay. The other two...er...don't.

 

Yeah, it's as lame as it sounds.

 

Dual's points: 1

 

Crowley's points: 5

Fake Fang's points: 2

[Contradiction]

You are so amusing. xD

[Fake]

Your move, bitch.

[Dual]

See above, fool. Contra just called me amusing.

One point for me.

Your move.

[Fake]

She called us amusing. Not you. She was clearly talking about both of us.

[Dual]

Psh. As if.

Very well, I'll give you this one because I'm being nice. We both get a point.

My move:

You're a pathological liar.

[Fake]

Oy, dude. Not fair.

You can't do things that apply to both of us.

[Dual]

Very well...old man.

I'm both the top third member on this site and have the third highest discussion. (Check out the leaderboards for proof.) Two points for me.

[Fake]

Old man? How do you figure?

...Very well. Two points for you.

Well, Contra thinks my name is sexy. Two points for me.

[Contradiction]

Ohlol

[Dual]

You're an oldie. I, however, am fresh.

Two points? Why two?

[Fake]

Meh. Oldie=experience. Fresh=newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwb.

Because someone other than us complimented one of us.

[Dual]

Grr. Whatever. Three points for you, I guess.

Fine. Let's see...oh, your parodies suck.