What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[nathan_p]

Rephrase: white thigh-highs for the perfect effect.

Well, you'd look fabulous >.>

[Xuut]

School dance?

Those are always exceptions.

[Xuut]

I'd actually wear that to one of the normal dances.

That saying if I didn't look horrible in dresses.

[nathan_p]

Nah, you'd look cute. Black flats or mild heels, white thigh-highs, and that dress -- you'd look informal and fabulous.

Oh god, I've never said anything quite that gay. stop me now.

[nathan_p]

With that dress, I'd recommend Mary-Janes or some other kind of simple black flat shoe.

OK, so for a chick that's a pretty normal thing to say...

...off-topic, Sylvester Stallone knitting? <3 unf yes please

[nathan_p]

Yeah, those would work real good.

[nathan_p]

Trust my fashion sense :D

OK, riddle me this: why are they trying to sell me life insurance on the commercials for an action movie?

[Fate]

*interrupts*

Why is it life insurance and not death insurance?

[nathan_p]

Fucked if I know, yo :S

[o0_flying high_0o]

Read that and was all like 'How'd you know I was wearing a dress?'
*looks nervously out window*

Then I remembered your name was Emily too.

[o0_flying high_0o]

*nods*

There's no shortage of Emilys.

[Fate]

Back. And now I'll work on the next chapter while mentally swearing to myself, because I caught a cold or something.