What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Contradiction]

You should be recognized for your generosity.

*nodnod*

[Fake]

Maybe I make a statue of myself in my name.

So, what country should I graciously donate to first?

[Contradiction]

No, you have to make let other people construct a statue. If you make a statue of yourself, it's significantly less awesome.

I dunno... how many people do you want to help?

[Fake]

You're right. I'll get my soldiers to do it.

With people's sliced off body parts.

:D

Heil me.

[Contradiction]

Oh gods. x.x

Where shall you display this lovely statue?

[Fake]

I'll have a few in every major city of every major country.

:D

[Contradiction]

It's a good thing I don't live in a major city. :D

[Fake]

I'll make it a bigger city. :D

...

*scratches a few names off my list*

[Contradiction]

How? O.o

I think I've said my city outright on this site. Unless you want to narrow it down more slowly, be my guest. :D

[Fake]

Meh, I'll just threaten er, pay someone to go through all your replies.

I can do that, you know. It'll cost me about nothing um, twenty dollars...yeah.

[Contradiction]

I don't really get why you care.

Unless you still plan on killing me.

[Fake]

...

God damn it.