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What are you doing right now?

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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Permalink Reply by Contradiction on July 9, 2010 at 5:57am

:DDDDD

Yay. ^_^

~~Accept your fate. XD~~

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Permalink Reply by Dual on July 9, 2010 at 5:59am

...

...Wait.

YOU!

You're behind this!

I should have known...you're the author of this fanfiction!

It explains everything!

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Permalink Reply by Contradiction on July 9, 2010 at 6:02am

>.>

Damn.

Psh. We've established that you're insane, yes? >.>

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Permalink Reply by Dual on July 9, 2010 at 6:05am

Insane?

Blasphemy!

I'm not anywhere near sanity, let alone in it!

Permalink Reply by Contradiction on July 9, 2010 at 6:07am

~~Loliseewutyoudidthar~~

Ah, my mistake. I apologize. Dx

Permalink Reply by Xuut on July 9, 2010 at 5:49am

Weirdest effing dream EVER. (Yes I just fell asleep.)

So there was this like, crazy shooter guy at the school and he tells us all that he's going to kill us all. And he's driving around in car around the school. So the teachers call the cops and then for some reason we all gathered in the gym. And then the cop in charge tells us that we need to go outside. Then the crazy shooter guy comes around and ends up shooting a kid. So we all panic and for some reason start following the car.

So for some reason this kid, Jeremy (and I know this kid, he was the only one shorter than me in Regina but he's lives half way across the country :|), Mariam (some eighth grade chick I don't know) and I are the only ones who are smart enough to stay put. And then the shooter comes down and starts shooting while Jeremy and I hide behind a bush on the side of the school. Then he comes around to us, and we're like fuck, so Jeremy somehow has super human powers and isn't there beside me anymore.

So I'm like, "... Fuck. I'm going to die," and the shooter gets out of the car and starts shooting at me and I guess he's a really shitty shot because he missed every single time. So I'm running like a bitch across my suddenly very large school yard and going around these buildings that weren't there before. The shooter is following me and I run down the street. For some reason it's super duper sunny. I pass this girl named Courtney (another eighth grade chick) or Jillian I forget, but she's really tall and I push her into the bushes and tell her not to move.

I pass Jeremy and he's all, "RUN BITCH RUN," and I'm like, "Okay," and I keep running until the shooter catches up to me... somehow. And then he's STILL a really shitty shot and he doesn't shoot me, so I grab the end of his gun (it looked like a shotgun) and twisted it (somehow...) and then Jeremy is running over and he's like, "I'll help you!" and Mariam is coming over as well. Then I start stomping on it, trying to kill it because somehow the shooter became the gun and then it's stomped flat and Jeremy and Mariam are like, "Hey stop it, he's dead."

I don't believe them so I keep stomping. Then I go and pry off the case (it's like wooden for some reason, plasticy wood) and underneath is a human pelvis bone and the thigh bones. They're kind of gooey. So I'm smiling because I killed the killer and I pick up the bones and walk down back to the school. For some reason the ground is littered with pelvis bones and thigh bones...Like human ones.

When we get to the school there's a forensic Scientist guy and a female cop. Jeremy and Mariam are no where to be seen. For some reason the Scientist goes, "Wow! She has potential," and the cop is like, "No." So we walk down towards the school (and for some reason it's cloudy and looks like a crime scene and pelvis bones and thigh bones are everywhere) and I'm like, "What?" and the Scientist guy is all, "You'd make a forensic scientist!" and the cop is like, "No she'd make a great cop," and I'm like, "lol, no I've given my life to Science," (what?) and then the cop turns around to do work and then I ask, "How much does a forensic scientist get paid?" and then he's like, "The same or less than a cop," and for some reason I've decided to be a cop.. So then I'm like, no thanks and then I start putting dirt around these memorial rocks.

And then I woke up and was like, "... Holy shit that wasn't real?" and then go tell my sister about my dream. She didn't listen so I felt ridiculous. The weirdest part? I never saw the shooter's face.

So yeah, that's my dream I felt putting on here... Sorry if it's like spam.

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Permalink Reply by Nighthawk on July 9, 2010 at 6:23am

That makes about as much sense as my dreams make, so I could totally imagine it. :D It was actually pretty cool.

I dreamed that a shooter came to my school once, but he was in the cafeteria and everyone was panicking, and I was hiding behind two of my best friends. Suddenly I thought "Hey wait, this is MY dream!" which almost never happens in my dreams, and stood up and started gathering all of my friends around. Then we all ran out of the back door of the cafeteria. I yelled "Hey! Everyone do this!" and swirled my arms around in a big circle once in front of me, and suddenly there was a weird forcefield/transparent shield thing there. Then I swirled my arms around myself in a circle and the forcefield shield turned into a bubble, and everyone else had one too. Then I yelled "follow me!" and started flying, and everyone followed me in their bubbles. XD I woke up when I got to the roof of the school.