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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

I decided to bring this over from M-X.

Post your inside jokes and explain if you want.

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rusty tetanus shot
thats a funny one
Homeslice meat rofe.
Happy-happy-fun-fun torture room.
*revives thread*

"The feeling is mutual."
"o.o Wait, we're.... mutual?"
"Uh... what?"
"YES!"
"Huh?"
"Mutual! I love you Megan!"
"...I love you too?"
"Mutual means we're married, right?"
"...no."
"...Oh. What does it mean then?"

Aaaand Wddjkfla. And "What happens in Vegas, stayses in Vegas."
Stan the Goldfish.

Those are all really old. I just thought of them.
Paco the alcoholic bar-tending penguin.
Steve the zombeh.
Philleep the angry panther.
Fabio the stripper meerkat. (And his bitchy girlfriend and children.)

"We're in a committed relationship now!"
"Only in your mind."

The milk conversation. *shudders* Oh gawd, that was filthy. *will never look at milk the same again*
The 'what was he doing with the cow' thing?
Knowing Fate, it was probably worse......

But that assumption could be partially because my mind automatically went to way worse things than your suggestion.
The elephant said, "Meow."
Is 'The cow goes quack' a code-name for 'That's what she said'?
Because that's what mine was.
*Dissapointed*
Oh well. Wait, were you serious?
xD
IRL:
Burst. Burst? BURST! BURSTING TABLETS!!
Stalin: The Musical
DON'T MENTION THE CRABS!
I want to call my children Herpes and Chlamydia... because they are such beautiful names...
Yodel Guy
Turkish Pervert
YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!
*heavy breathing*
Yeah, me and your dad.
Barack Obama... what a babe.
Check out my sedate walk...
We can fly we can fly we can flyyyy :D
She likes physics... I like physics...
"They're just lines, Alice!" "Yeah, but they piss me off!"
Roadkill stew
Poznan
Public transport in Latvia
The Hannah Montana theme tune 'alternative lyrics'.

Quotes from awful (on purpose) poetry:
You lock me in, but do I mind?
Snow... snow... avalanche.
I like to watch you when you sleep. *pause* *dirty smile*

OL:
(Good God, there are far too many. Ask Tally. :P)

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