"The feeling is mutual."
"o.o Wait, we're.... mutual?"
"Uh... what?"
"YES!"
"Huh?"
"Mutual! I love you Megan!"
"...I love you too?"
"Mutual means we're married, right?"
"...no."
"...Oh. What does it mean then?"
Aaaand Wddjkfla. And "What happens in Vegas, stayses in Vegas."
Stan the Goldfish.
Permalink Reply by Fate on December 21, 2009 at 9:51am
Paco the alcoholic bar-tending penguin.
Steve the zombeh.
Philleep the angry panther.
Fabio the stripper meerkat. (And his bitchy girlfriend and children.)
"We're in a committed relationship now!"
"Only in your mind."
The milk conversation. *shudders* Oh gawd, that was filthy. *will never look at milk the same again*
IRL:
Burst. Burst? BURST! BURSTING TABLETS!!
Stalin: The Musical
DON'T MENTION THE CRABS!
I want to call my children Herpes and Chlamydia... because they are such beautiful names...
Yodel Guy
Turkish Pervert
YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!!!
*heavy breathing*
Yeah, me and your dad.
Barack Obama... what a babe.
Check out my sedate walk...
We can fly we can fly we can flyyyy :D
She likes physics... I like physics...
"They're just lines, Alice!" "Yeah, but they piss me off!"
Roadkill stew
Poznan
Public transport in Latvia
The Hannah Montana theme tune 'alternative lyrics'.
Quotes from awful (on purpose) poetry:
You lock me in, but do I mind?
Snow... snow... avalanche.
I like to watch you when you sleep. *pause* *dirty smile*
OL:
(Good God, there are far too many. Ask Tally. :P)