What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Fate]

I said it on FB, but you rarely check yours, so happy birthday!

[Jessie~the~Singer]

Happy Birthday! :D

[Fake]

Happy celebration of a giant sphere of semi-molten rock being in the same position now relative to the giant flaming ball of hydrogen, helium, and radiation that it revolves around as it was when your mindless shell exited your mother's womb!

[Fake]

Er, this was a joke, by the way.

[Fake]

Has anyone else been having trouble accessing this thread lately?

[Xuut]

Just the last page. 

However, after you made that post, no.

[Fake]

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...Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffu-

 

*accidentally broke the site*

[Fate]

I don't know if I should congratulate you or hunt you down with an angry mob.

[Omega]

yes. And facebook threw a shit fit too.

[Fake]

Decided to take up Magic so I can make some more friends and be more social.

 

Yes, seriously.

[Xuut]

Or you could just talk to people more?

[Fake]

Well, yes, but it pays to have a hobby in common with every other guy in the school.

 

To put things in perspective, all the uber-nerds at my school are too busy doing advanced mathematics and science olympiad to have any other hobbies, and everyone else plays magic. The science olympiad team, for the record, is so full of testosterone, arrogance, and competitivesness that going into it would be suicide, so that's out of the question.

 

So I'll just join the Magic club, where all the normal kids are.