Don't say "Meh luffles you!" to a person who doesn't speak fluent English. It just causes mass confusion as they try to go through all their "English for non-English speakers" vocab books, and can't find it anywhere.
Didn't you post something here/on MX before? If that was you, then you don't fail at poetry at all. If that wasn't you..... then somebody else is good at it.
XD The Mitten one? I'm gonna use that for a contest, it turned out well...but I'm beginning to think it was a fluke, I can't come up with anything great lately...