I found a diary from when I was seven. I couldn't construct a proper sentence to save my life, but I had a more colorful vocabulary than any kid that age really should have. >.>
XD One that I remember from when I was around six involved wishing my brother would grow up and be a coal miner, because that, honest to God, was the worst thing I could think of.
This one made me giggle: (spelling and grammar not corrected)
Today Jimmy saw a commersial on the news about 911 and he took the phone and called it. He's not very smart sometimes. Mom was asleep AGAIN on the couch again and she didnt know about it so that was good. But then they called back and she wouldn't wake up and dad had to come all the way home from work with two of his police friends and everyone was really mad. Stupid Jimmy.
Translation: We got a welfare check called on us because two kids called 911 with no adults around. Good times...
My brother is having his friend over, and the friend was trying to explain to him what FanFiction is, and he had it all wrong so I had to jump in and correct him, and I think I confused the hell out of both of them with random analogies and terminology. Oh well.
XD His friend's explanation was "....and these people who are like completely obsessed with something and they make up their own stories with the people and post them on the internet and they're always really bad."
...I had to correct that. Just had to. And they couldn't wrap their heads around the idea that "you can like the fandom without liking the actual book/movie/etc."
Ahahaha that's really quite a stupid way to put it, even if you don't like fanfic. For one thing, there are assloads of crazy fucks like me out there who write fanfic and put crazy amounts of effort into it, and y'know... our fic doesn't suck that hard.