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I decided to post this on here as well as MDW. I was talking about the upcoming MaxRide film with Tally, and had an idea for an all-adult casting. Maximum Ride, the musical comedy spectacular:

Max - Paris Hilton. Without even trying she would bring so much hilarity to the film.

Fang - Noel Fielding, of Mighty Boosh fame. He is wonderful, and sparkles.

Iggy - The NeverShoutNever guy. He plays a ukelele, which is reason enough in my opinion.

Nudge - Beyonce. Not only is she fabulous and stylish, but Lady Gaga + Beyonce = win, as proven by Telephone.

Gasman - Russell Howard. 'Nuff said. YouTube him if you've never seen his comedy.

Angel - Lady GaGa. Again, this needs no explanation.

Jeb - Julian Barratt. Look at that 'tache.

The Voice - Morgan Freeman. Dude, he's Morgan Freeman.

Yes, no?

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Comment by Hannah on April 17, 2010 at 3:18am
Comment by nathan_p on April 17, 2010 at 7:21am
My God I would watch the hell out of this movie.

Like, holy fuck. This is... spot-on XD

Except my Jeb is a blond, but hey, that's why we invented hair dye.
Comment by Captain 'EgWa' Terror on April 17, 2010 at 7:27am
Fantastic, no? xD

Damn, my bad. Stll, as you said, hair dye. And since when were movies accurate anyway?
Comment by Captain 'EgWa' Terror on April 17, 2010 at 8:34am
It merited a tag of it's own. JUST LOOK AT IT.
Comment by nathan_p on April 17, 2010 at 8:42am
Watch it, hell! I'd write it!

In addition, the 'stache combined with the o.O combined with the plaid made me die laughing. The entire post was gold, but that was the sweet cherry on top.
Comment by Avenged on April 22, 2010 at 2:15am
Love it. And would Morgan Freedman be the Voice? xD (just to make things a li'l interesting)

Why did the phrase "Maximum Ridden" pop into my head? o.O
Comment by Captain 'EgWa' Terror on April 22, 2010 at 3:13am
Whoa, yes. *edits* For that, Avenged, you shall co-direct.
Comment by EndOfTheEarth on April 22, 2010 at 10:24am
You forgot ter Borcht.
I vote Christoph Waltz:

Comment by nathan_p on April 22, 2010 at 10:48am
I was actually going to submit Burghart Klaussner, but I would be over the moon if Waltz played ter Borcht.
Comment by Avenged on April 22, 2010 at 4:38pm
How I managed to spell his name wrong, I will never know...*facepalm*

Haven't seen the show since I was little, but what about Pee-Wee Herman for Total? (Seems appropriate somehow). Or Michael Richards from Seinfeld. XD


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