My Maximum Ride Casting.

[Captain 'EgWa' Terror]

I decided to post this on here as well as MDW. I was talking about the upcoming MaxRide film with Tally, and had an idea for an all-adult casting. Maximum Ride, the musical comedy spectacular:

Max - Paris Hilton. Without even trying she would bring so much hilarity to the film.

Fang - Noel Fielding, of Mighty Boosh fame. He is wonderful, and sparkles.

Iggy - The NeverShoutNever guy. He plays a ukelele, which is reason enough in my opinion.

Nudge - Beyonce. Not only is she fabulous and stylish, but Lady Gaga + Beyonce = win, as proven by Telephone.

Gasman - Russell Howard. 'Nuff said. YouTube him if you've never seen his comedy.

Angel - Lady GaGa. Again, this needs no explanation.

Jeb - Julian Barratt. Look at that 'tache.

The Voice - Morgan Freeman. Dude, he's Morgan Freeman.

Yes, no?

[Hannah]

YES XDDDD

[nathan_p]

My God I would watch the hell out of this movie.

Like, holy fuck. This is... spot-on XD

Except my Jeb is a blond, but hey, that's why we invented hair dye.

[Captain 'EgWa' Terror]

Fantastic, no? xD

Damn, my bad. Stll, as you said, hair dye. And since when were movies accurate anyway?

[Captain 'EgWa' Terror]

It merited a tag of it's own. JUST LOOK AT IT.

[nathan_p]

Watch it, hell! I'd write it!

In addition, the 'stache combined with the o.O combined with the plaid made me die laughing. The entire post was gold, but that was the sweet cherry on top.

[Avenged]

Love it. And would Morgan Freedman be the Voice? xD (just to make things a li'l interesting)

Why did the phrase "Maximum Ridden" pop into my head? o.O

[Captain 'EgWa' Terror]

Whoa, yes. *edits* For that, Avenged, you shall co-direct.

[EndOfTheEarth]

You forgot ter Borcht.
I vote Christoph Waltz:

[nathan_p]

I was actually going to submit Burghart Klaussner, but I would be over the moon if Waltz played ter Borcht.

[Avenged]

How I managed to spell his name wrong, I will never know...*facepalm*

Haven't seen the show since I was little, but what about Pee-Wee Herman for Total? (Seems appropriate somehow). Or Michael Richards from Seinfeld. XD