What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Xuut]

Right, so I should hide out in our local hokey rinks?

 

Better yet, I'll ride a polar and wave moose antlers to fend off crazies who intend to kill me. Or attract them to join me. Either works. I just don't want to die. 

My dad jokingly tells me that because we live in a car, if there's ever a zombie apcolayspe we have a higher chance of living than people who do not live in a car. Upon seeing the population of people who live in a car 24/7 365 days a year (or so) this is not reassuring. 

[Brandybuck]

I suppose it depends on the car.  Something like a motorhome would surely be more durable and of course, offer all the comforts of home, however might not have the acceleration to drive out of a horde from a standstill unscathed.  A smaller car, say, a Toyota Corolla would be more quick and agile, but might only sustain a couple hits.  Of course, it's truly dependent on the zombie you're facing.  Are we talking classic, slow moving, arms extended to catch-and-feed-upon-your-brains zombie or a modern, fast, climby, jump-on-you-attracting-a-wave-of-zombies-to-mutilate-your-corpse zombie?  

 

Going along with Canadian stereotypes, Canada would surely survive a zombie apocalypse easier then America, what with its excess of 12 gauges and good-ol' Canadian grit.

[Xuut]

XD I don't know, classic I hope. Easier to kill, eh? We have an RV, it's a bit old but my dad says that since I'm "huge" (he's convinced I'm overweight I think he's in denial about his own weight) is going to keep us down from tornadoes. So I figure, the entire weight of the RV will prevent us from being flipped over by crazy zombies. When they claw at it, I think I can hit them with mops and such. 

LOL. Well y'all can seek shelter in my grit. We've got the second biggest landmass anyways with no one living in most of it.

[EndOfTheEarth]

That's debateable; it's a mentality that assumes a clear roadway. If the zombie apocalypse onsets as quickly as most sci-fi says it should, then the roads will be clogged and you'll be hoofing it like everyone else.

 

Max Brooks suggests using a mountain bike. I'm inclined to agree.

[Xuut]

XD I never got around to reading that book...

 

I live in the prairies. It's literally completely flat. Everywhere is the road. And we have three provinces of pure prairies...

[Nighthawk]

OH, HELL NO.

I'm not used to seeing assholes like this on deviantArt.
You fuck with my sister, you know I'm gonna be all up in yo' grill.
Shiiit. I hate immature assholes.

[Omega]

How have I been working on this for about a week and only have 1300 words? How? This is not possible. Seriously, I was just typing for ten minutes straight! Word must be eating my count.

[Omega]

Speaking of counts, what is up with the trippy "views" thing happening at the bottom of the OP?

[EndOfTheEarth]

I noticed that. It started up only a week or so ago, so the number is way off.

[Xuut]

Brother offered to buy me lunch. Sounds suspicious. Maybe I should check if the food has rat poison or something...

[Mia Love <3]

Um, is your brother normally mean to you? And how old is he? And what's the likelihood that he couldd get his hands on some rat poison????

[Lamp Post]

Rat poison is sold in grocery stores. . . . it mightn't be too difficult for him to obtain some.