Mom is sending more messages to the mods... Asking about me. Why I got banned, how I didn't get a warning, why all of my fanfiction was deleted... etc.
Because I use that account to lurk. If I get it banned I have to go through the hassle of making another anonymous email account, making another MX account, and then keeping my mouth firmly shut again.
That crack pairing thread, f'r instance. I want to Jeb/ter Borcht it up, but I can't. Because liking that pairing is banworthy now ;_;