Why would you go..... to Lodi? There isn't much there, unless you wanted to go to the Grape Festival.... which isn't even going on now..... don't ask how I know that, it was an unfortunate incident with a school field trip.
Who goes trick or treating at freaking 11:45am? Really? Answer: Stupid sixteen-ish kids who aren't even in costume.
I'm not going to answer..... Mostly because I just got out of the shower and I'm in a towel. *is spying on them from the window*