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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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And Megan, you're just adorable!


...The Pacific Blue song just came on TV...bloody rip off of the AirNZ Bareessentials ad.
*cringes*

Thank you?

And, yes, I couldn't stand her....
Hiccuping
Internet's back up, just in time for me to go to bed. Night, lonely forum.
Rubbing paint off my comuter screen -.-"
I JUST CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

WHY, for the love of God, WHY did you leave me such a horrible review!!111!!!!eleventy1!!!! How could you destroy my fragile ego with your three CRUEL and cutting words!!1!!! They pierce my heart, leaving it BLEEDING all over the floor, much like MY WRISTS, because YOUR HATE means that I can't deal with this tragic life any more!!!!!

THAT'S the FREAKING REASON I wrote those stories you MORONIC FANBRAT!!!!! I WANTED hatey reactions, you pox-ridden syphilitic dipshit. SAYING YOU HATE ME (and not my story) is like this gift of joy and joyfulness!!!! THANK YOU FOR ENABLING ME.

IN FACT, the ONLY thing that would make me happier would be if YOU GREW A PAIR, and actually used some DECENT INSULTS.

NOW FUCK OFF, YOU INBRED ILLITERATE BAG OF PUERILE SALTY WATER!
I... I kind of want to see the review that inspired this.
It said:

'i hate u'

...I hate reviews like that. They're not even decent hate reviews.
Oh. *totally didn't just go through all the recent reviews of all your posted fics looking for a flame* *totally*

Pssh I got one like that today, but it was your run of the mill "wtf iggys not gay" review.

Made me laugh really hard though, because... This is the review:

"wtf? i didnt know iggy was gay? jeb...well okay i kinda expected that one...but not iggy!"

He's not that gay in canon. Is he?
He's gayer than a bag of rainbows and fairy dust.

When you've got history with Val Martinez, nobody is surprised.
I believe the expression is handbag full of rainbows, etc. And/or "so far in the closet the man's in fuckin' Narnia".

That makes me think: what is the same about Valencia Martinez and Fang?

Both of them turn straight dudes gay.

*feels unclean*
A pink handbag with purple polkadots?

Fandom paradox - Nobody hates Val.

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