WHY, for the love of God, WHY did you leave me such a horrible review!!111!!!!eleventy1!!!! How could you destroy my fragile ego with your three CRUEL and cutting words!!1!!! They pierce my heart, leaving it BLEEDING all over the floor, much like MY WRISTS, because YOUR HATE means that I can't deal with this tragic life any more!!!!!
THAT'S the FREAKING REASON I wrote those stories you MORONIC FANBRAT!!!!! I WANTED hatey reactions, you pox-ridden syphilitic dipshit. SAYING YOU HATE ME (and not my story) is like this gift of joy and joyfulness!!!! THANK YOU FOR ENABLING ME.
IN FACT, the ONLY thing that would make me happier would be if YOU GREW A PAIR, and actually used some DECENT INSULTS.
NOW FUCK OFF, YOU INBRED ILLITERATE BAG OF PUERILE SALTY WATER!