I'm considering posting this mess just to prove you wrong *shudder* But it's only like a third done... *sigh* *unhooks laptop from cords n shit* Time for tea and writing fast.
Not only am I not a fast writer, but if this were not a timed, just get it all down on paper sort of thing, I would be cutting the first thousand words right about now. Not that the rest of it's any good, that bits just /that bad/.