What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[nathan_p]

I could go on *creepy fucker* But you're welcome.

[nathan_p]

Any computer, or computer equipment that's heavier than an auxilary hard drive.

Kitchen counters/any hard surface.

Chairs / heavy pieces of furniture in general.

Hell, walls.

Baseball bats / other sports equipment.

Essentially, if it exists in the house there is a way to kill someone with it.

[nathan_p]

I'm writing a detective story and I was brought up on violent stuff like that.

I'm a total wuss. No worries.

[nathan_p]

You're too rad. *hugs*

[Luna]

Pestle! Or is it called a mortar...well it's that thing that crushes herbs and spices.

[odyssey2341]

I think you put the object to be crushed into the pestle, then beat it with a mortar. I may be wrong, though.

[Xuut]

Can't you basically kill anyone with anything? If you hit them enough times/ hit them in the right spot?

I read this story in the news once where a kid was killed because someone shoved a pencil up his left nostril. It wasn't even a /sharp/ pencil.

[odyssey2341]

I'm looking around my basement, and I can't see anything that couldn't do the job.

[Xuut]

Pillows?

I mean okay, you can probably suffocate someone with it but you can't beat them to death with them and you can't really shove it up something and kill them like that.

[Megan (Fishy)]

Suffocation....

[Xuut]

Yes.

That.

I forgot what it was called.

[nathan_p]

...and that, kids, is how to fuck up a lobotomy. I'm not kidding. Quite a few lobotomies were performed by medical professionals with icepicks.

So yeah, you can kill anyone with anything. Pencil up the nose shoves shards of skull into your frontal lobe and you die.