I dunno. *doesn't do/isn't good at relationships* Although, if I do say, my last 'relationship', if you'd consider it that, went over beautifully. . . granted it was more political.
I just generally suck at them. Apparently it's normal for your boyfriend/girlfriend to expect you to, like, go on dates, and occasionally answer your phone. This was news to me. >.>'
That hardly counts... Well, I don't know if it should count, as you've more or less avoided talking about it.
I haven't been avoiding it. Just, to explain the politics of it. . .would basically need me to summarize over 10 years of random happenings and politics of our groups/ the schools, and backround, and . . . that'd take ages, and I'm far to lazy to relate it to you.
And you only brought it up on my FB, which. . . not a good place. The way we did it. . . .well, not all my friends knew, and getting them to cross-examine me, might lead to suspicion, ruin the attempt, take away from the general effect, etc, etc, etc. So. . .not good.
That sounds complicated. So... your friends, don't even know that it wasn't... 'real,' if you will?
The only time I've ever pretended to be dating someone, was in public when one of my friends would pretend to be dating me to scare some random off, or one time when my friend wanted to get some other girls' attention. The latter didn't end well.
Meh, depends on your definition of 'real'. I mean, we had an agreement, just because it wasn't for usual reasons, that are generally thought of by today's American youth, doesn't mean it wasn't 'real', per se. I guess it'd depend on your definition. And 'complicated'? Not really. Or at least a different sort of 'complicated' than most would mean by saying their relationship was 'complicated'
And I never said we pretended to date.
No, no. Most of it was a mind game. Getting people to think what we wanted, to get the right reactions and the right effects. We never even needed to pretend to date, really. It wasn't necessary. We just let everyone screw themselves over by assuming.