Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!
What are you doing right now?
Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.
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Permalink Reply by nathan_p on
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Ahahah that's a brilliant metaphor XD
Probably means... I left EF long ago, and am now two-timing it with the detective fic and RC.
Bigamy is for awesome people.
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Permalink Reply by Xuut on
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XD
I'd rather my friends figure out FF terms by themselves. -Has done so-
Needless to say I JUST HAD to be curious on what the hell a lemon was.
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Permalink Reply by Fate on
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Same, usually, but I had to explain that one.
What the hell is a lemon? It's one I don't know...
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Lemons are porn >.> Like, if it were a movie it would be X or NC-17.
Limes, by contrast, would "only" get an R rating.
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Yeah...
For example, I'm pretty solid that due to my lack of skillz, RC has some scenes which qualify as limes, but none which are lemons, and frankly you deserve what you get if you already read through ~25k words of fanfic.
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I don't think RC goes that far does it? I mean it's not like you give step by step details...
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That's lemon territory, and I really suck at writing it.
Not that I can't, mind you -- I have two very unfinished lemons chillin' on my hard drive (one Jeb/Reilly, one Angel/Jeb) -- I'm just slow as hell.
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I'd like to note that when I read the Max and Fang one twas horribly written and my virgin eyes weren't violated... much. -
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I don't remember my first lemon -- my first lime was definitely from Jean Auel's books about cavemen, though. Dammit! I was nine! -
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