Also, I'm now on TTS, but I've decided not to be an active participant, just an observer (based on that, figuring out who I am should be easy).
Besides, I dropped Twilight around page 300 of the first book after deciding that the plot wasn't going anywhere. Since I have no base of information, I'm not really poised to jump into any massive debates.
My initial observations are a fair deal of surprised at how strict the site is. I mean, every featured discussion is a Moderator warning! Is this a fansite or North Korea?
They beat the evil robots that stuffed the planet with weapons controlled by the swirling mass of red and black in the sky with a giant yellow smiley face. Then they went to a KISS concert.
I was all "OMG it's EndOf! Aw, c'mon. I'm gonna puke now." D: