"Yesterday was my birthday. I opened my out-of-town Aunt's present first because she couldn't make it. She had bought me Scene It Twilight Deluxe Edition. I had the biggest urge to crush it to peices, but said nothing 'cause it's the thought that counts. My mom see's the present, takes it out back and proceeds to stomp on it til it was flat and broken. She then tells me 'Sorry I can't stand that sparkly freak and that whiney whore.' She then gives me her present, Scene It Harry Potter Deluxe Edition. I always knew my mom was awesome. MLIA"