The experience was slightly downgraded by the fact that my eyes don’t handle 3D effects so well, but I digress.
My thoughts:
1. ...There are a lot of, “Oh crap, this isn’t going to end well,” moments in the movie-primarily if you know...pretty much any greek myth out there. At all.
2. TINY MINISKIRTS!
3. *ahem*
4. OMIGOD IT’S A GIANT HAND.
5. Hades got pwned by a magical railgun. Yes.
6. How the bloody hell did he get out of the underworld?
7. Macgruver movie. Yes.
8. LEEROY JENKINS!
9. Two hours of nonstop mindless violence, with badass special effects and a plot that-at the very least-didn’t suck. Yes.