Secret Confessions

[Doomy]

[Edited Because I Fracking Can]

Welcome to the Secret Confessions thread. Beyond the pure anonymity of the internet, there lies a certain level of understanding behind all the accounts here on FF. The SC account carries burden of allowing the user to give a candid, private confession with (hopefully) understanding feedback. The SC thread is for other posters to give kind and/or helpful advice, words of empathy, or a secret of their own (under the SC name or not).

This account is a group account, and EVERYONE needs to treat it respectfully. By posting under the Secret Confessor, you are pledging to refrain from hate mail, "finger-pointing", insulting and being a jerkface. By posting in the SC thread, you are pledging to keep the comments respectful. This has not yet been a problem, but it's nice to have written down "just in case".

If you would like to use the SC account for ANY reason beside posting in this thread, please PM me- even if it's under the SC name (this is not to exert authority, but to maintain order over a very accessible account).

Thank you!


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[Doomy]

She's a cutie pie, I wouldn't put it past him.

I have a story I wrote JUST for omegle. Want me to post it? :D I was so, so bored one day (obviously) so I went around into chats posting this little short story.

[Doomy]

Now, I've been sent to give you a very important message. First, you must go to 3rd Street. It is right off Main. There will be a man there who will hand you a blue envelope. After he drives away, you will open the envelope and be given instructions for your destination. After you have reached the storehouse, you must knock on the door five times, pause, and knock twice more. A blond woman will come out and ask you to take off your socks. You must remove your left sock, where you will find a key. Hand her the key. She will re-enter the storehouse and come out with a box that you must not open. Drive to the nearest McDonald and order a McHappy Meal with two toys and no fries. Your cashier will put the meal on the counter, where you must remove the napkin and place the box inside. Leave the McDonalds and follow the driving instructions on the napkin. You will be led to an empty road, with a vending machine on the side. Purchase the Cherry Coke for one dollar, and you must not, under any circumstances, open it. Walk by foot to the gas station exactly .48 miles away. Then, open the coke and run- it is a grenade. Go back to the vending machine where a helicopter will be waiting for you- from there you will receive further instructions.

[Doomy]

Not too long, but took me a solid fifteen minutes all the same. If anyone has anything to add, please post it. I'd like to make this epic.

[Doomy]

Haha, you're no fail. I just posted that a few times on omegle. Not too many fun reactions. D: It's more fun when people play along. Or at least when you get a fellow troll.

[EndOfTheEarth]

Have "You may notice that the directions are in the form of numbers, which is in itself a code. The way to decipher this code is to take the inverse-tangent of whatever number you see, round your result to the nearest whole number. You should get a whole new string of numbers. After you've removed all of the prime numbers, add all the numbers in the sequence together, this will give you the exact number and zip code of a house that sits on the main street of Atlantic City, Wyoming. Take the middle name of the oldest person in the residence to the owner of Casper's Deli in Anchorage, Alaska, who will tell you the suite number of a particular room of an important hotel in New York. Hidden inside the mattress of the bed in that room is an envelope with further instructions" at some point..

[Doomy]

*ADDS*

XD

I have been sent to give you a very important message. First, you must go to 3rd Street. It is right off Main. There will be a man there who will hand you a blue envelope. After he drives away, you will open the envelope and be given instructions for your destination. After you have reached the storehouse, you must knock on the door five times, pause, and knock twice more. A blond woman will come out and ask you to take off your socks. You must remove your left sock, where you will find a key. Hand her the key. She will re-enter the storehouse and come out with a box that you must not open. Drive to the nearest McDonald and order a McHappy Meal with two toys and no fries. Your cashier will put the meal on the counter, where you must remove the napkin and place the box inside. You will be led to an empty road, with a vending machine on the side. Purchase the Cherry Coke for one dollar, and you must not, under any circumstances, open it. Walk by foot to the gas station exactly .48 miles away. Then, open the coke and run- it is a grenade. Go back to the vending machine where a helicopter will be waiting for you- from there you will be given a small slip of paper inside a Hello Kitty envelop.The stationary will have your directions. You may notice that the directions are in the form of numbers, which is in itself a code. The way to decipher this code is to take the inverse-tangent of whatever number you see, round your result to the nearest whole number. You should get a whole new string of numbers. After you've removed all of the prime numbers, add all the numbers in the sequence together, this will give you the exact number and zip code of a house that sits on the main street of Atlantic City, Wyoming. Take the middle name of the oldest person in the residence to the owner of Casper's Deli in Anchorage, Alaska, who will tell you the suite number of a particular room of an important hotel in New York. Hidden inside the mattress of the bed in that room is an envelope with further instructions.

[Secret Confessor]

There's someone I really, really want to talk to about how I feel about something.
But I'm afraid they'll totally shoot me down and think I'm an even bigger idiot than they already do.

[Secret Confessor]

I can't do that. >.<" I'll try... try to try? I don't know.

[Megan (Fishy)]

Is this person your friend? Or a close-ish family member? If they are, I'm sure they won't think that...

[Secret Confessor]

Not really. Acquaintance, more like.

[Lamp Post]

Try it. Just. . . . if they shoot you down, which I'd assume they wouldn't, would it matter terribly? I mean, would your relationship be in jeporday? Too. . . . if you're eeven on fair terms with them, or are friends with one of their friends, chances are, at the very least, they'll be respectful and listen.

It's generally better to take that chance, though. I'd recommend going for it.

[Secret Confessor]

This is cheating.

But it's...what seems right.

AKA: I'm fucked.