... The state just sends us processed, frozen, gunk. I swear, I don't even WANT to know what's in the "eggrolls"... The inside is grey mush and the outside is all bubbly... bleh.
Wait, isn't Vermont one of those northern yankee states? 'Cause, dude, without the country accents, my brain would implode. I'd just be sitting there, mouth agape, at the speed at which people talk.
Little known fact: there's this college where they're not allowed to have bananas on campus unless they're chopped, no lollipops, and nothing else that could stimulate sexual desires. This college also has the best on-campus water park in the US, but you can't wear normal swimsuits.