So my friend told my ex that I thought he was a stalker, because he's always staring at me and still has a major crush on me. So he sent me an email about how I didn't know what a stalker was, and he stares at me because he's "psychic" and just happens to be looking in my direction when he goes into one of his trances. Whatev.
Plus, my ex-best-friend sent me an email wanting to be friends again, mostly because it's the end of the year and she thought I would have begged to be her friend again by now. She just doesn't get that we're too different and I don't want to hang out with her anymore.
Also, all the Obama-lovers at school want to shoot me.
I have nothing against the whole, "Torture," aspect of it. In fact, I find the series charmingly hilarious.
But who the hell is this supposed to sell to? The whole, "Sadorapist," demographic can't be that large...
For anyone who wants to know what the hell I'm talking about, google it or-if there are no small, easily scarred for life children around-click the link.