Oh, okay then. Then maybe you could slap them and call them every insult name that comes out of your mind.
Nah, that's boring. Um, you could go find a cupcake and start eating it if they called you cupcake. That's what I would do. Actually, that would just be my excuse if anyone asked me why I was eating a cupcake.
(I do have apples. And bread. But no pre-made toast. But I can't make any because I'll burn myself. And that would be painful.
But I've been hungry a lot lately. Which is weird since I'm never hungry...)
This one was... different from all my other strange dreams, in a different way... It was just weird and... I dunno, weird.
Usually my dreams are weird like when I was riding a 4-wheeler in Wal-Mart looking for Captain Jack Sparrow. This one was some kid I kind of knew from school randomly deciding that he loved me. o.0
Oh yeah, most of my dreams are fuun. XD Eventually I found him in the Pharmacy because he got lost when my little brother and sister took him to look at the Star Wars action figures. Then I was scolding him like "You knew we were supposed to be at this place at this time and blah blah blah!!" And he was looking down like "I'm sorry!! D:"
And noo... I thought he was kinda cute, but nooooo.
Well that was a bust.
So I'll give you a quick summary (Meaning it's not going to be quick at all because I can't do quick summaries). I went to my neighbor's house for a neighborhood brunch. There was only little kids (ages 2-10) and adults. So I had no one to talk to. And my mom was telling everyone where we lived. It made me feel like they were going to stalk me. I mean, I know they're my neighbors, but seriously? It was kind of creepy. But it's not like they would remember it, since at least half of them were drunk. Let me tell you, drunk adults in the morning is not a pretty sight to see. And to make it even worse, my mom said I couldn't have any sweets because "I didn't have breakfast yet therefore I needed to have something healthy to start off my day". So, like any sane person would, I snuck some. But it wasn't easy. First of all, I needed someone to eat at least one brownie/cookie/whatever so it would be less noticeable when I took one. But these kids happened to be insane and ONLY ATE FRUIT. Seriously, what is wrong with kids these days? So after I got a few I complained to my mom that I was bored. So she told me to go sneak out of there. So I grabbed a muffin or two and bolted out of there. Seeing as how they live right next door it wasn't much of a problem for me to just walk home. So now, here I am, enjoying a few muffins. Yay life.