What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Xuut]

-Joined it purposely to like-

[Hannah]

Talking to two very nice British dudes on Omegle. They were the first people I ran into that seemed moderately cool/didn't ask for my cup size.

Dude, I swear everything about that country is just cooler than America. :D

[Hannah]

IKR? But occasionally I like to have fun with them. One dude asked for "a sxy pic" so I sent him one of Minnie Mouse. He got all mad, it was hilarious.

[Megan (Fishy)]

Coaching Omeglers through their life problems. I feel so helpful.

-Gave two 11 year old girls the sex and girl stuff talk that their mothers neglected to give them.
-Helped a sixteen year old kid deal with his pregnant girlfriend.
-Was ranted at by a recovering anorexic.
-Now talking some teenager through her parents' divorce.

I'm not sure why I get all of these types, but I like to try to help...

[Nighthawk]

Wow.... That's pretty awesome. Nice way to help random people in the world anonymously. :D

Mom won't let me go on that site, of course, but meh. :\

[Zapp]

...but how do you know they were real 11 yr olds?

[Megan (Fishy)]

You have a point.

But if some much older person wanted to know how sex works and what tampons do that badly, I would have taught them too.

[Zapp]

Oooh, the tampon talk >...>

[Megan (Fishy)]

Yeah. Well, they asked....

[Megan (Fishy)]

Sorry, I'm spamming. But I needed to post this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi<3
You: Hey!
Stranger: whatcha doing<3
You: Not too much, you?
Stranger: eating pizza<3
You: Nice. How's life treating you, sunshine?
Stranger: how old are yuuu?
You: Does it matter? You'll disconnect because I'm "too young" to talk to you, most likely.
You: I'm 14.
Stranger: liar.
You: No, really.
Stranger: prove it
You: How do I prove it?
You: (And do you think I'm younger or older?)
Stranger: older.
Stranger: you dont type like a 14year old.
You: I'm a 14 year old nerd. Very nerdy. I read all the time, I correct peoples' grammar. It's a wonder I have friends.
Stranger: your deff like 40
You: I'm not 40. I promise.
You: You can believe that if you want, though. It's not like I'm going to be a creeper and ask for your personal info.
Stranger: prove it.
Stranger: when were you born
You: 1995
Stranger: ha liar, you'd be 15.
You: My birthday hasn't happened yet.
You: It's next month.
Stranger: wats your facebook then.
You: I'm not giving out that kind of info, sorry.
Stranger: but a 14 year old would.
Stranger: your like a 40 year old rapist.
You: Not if they're bright...
You: I promise I'm not a 40 year old rapist. If I was a 40 year old rapist I'd be asking YOU for that info.
Stranger: notuh
You: What?
Stranger: liar.
Stranger: bye
You: Bye sunshine.
Stranger: <3
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Hannah]

:D

Omegle is such win.

[Xuut]

"Hey Joyce, do you know there's like ten year olds on Facebook?"

"... Yes." I'm totally not thinking about a lot of people...

"You can hate on them you know, it's socially accepted. No one likes twelve year olds." ... -Cough-

".... Right."


Probably shouldn't tell my sister that some of the twelve year olds and under are actually pretty cool...