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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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*hugs as well*

Oh dear... I'm so sorry. :C
@Everyone who commented: Thanks a ton. *hugs back* I think I'm ok now, for the most part, even though I'm still all teary, but I feel really bad for whoever's going to tell my little brother and sister. I hope it's not me.

I really want to go outside and walk around in the woods, but I need some serious weedkiller and bugspray. I fucking hate mosquitoes and poison ivy, because you can't go literally two steps out of the door without being attacked by both.
Ew.

I have to start going to bed early.

Apparently it's good for my health.

Which means I'll be up early at least. :D Six o'clock walks in the morning = The best. :)
Thats what I do when I go to bed early XD Hello surise.
Wow. My dog dies and I start my period on the same day. Shit. The 12 hour drive to Florida in two days is going to suck.

On the way home from the store after buying ice cream like, five minutes ago, mom says: "Yeah, that how our lives work sometimes. It's like a freaking comic strip somebody wrote." Then the car dashboard goes "BEEP BEEP BEEP!" because we're almost out of gas, and mom retorts "Shut the hell up!"

Then we burst out laughing. Wow. I'm so going to draw that into a comic strip now. After I eat my ice cream, anyway.
Omg, loving the new haircut.

Well, I'm ignoring the fact that it's totally longer on one side than the other, but it's not totally noticable because it's all "texturized." (Which is why it looks lopsided.)

I sent you a picture, Hannah. Whatcha think?
Drinking an Arnold Palmer and listening to Jack Johnson. Fairly content.
Arnold Palmer?
Iced tea and lemonade mixed together. I believe it's named after a golf player.
...one of these days I'll learn to use the google. ._. Thanks.
Heh, I think we all do that sometimes.
I was just creeping by and your post reminded me of this Craigslist ad I ran across the other day. There was simply no way to avoid posting it >.>

PATIO FURNITURE SET - If you don't like classy stuff, piss off.
Date: 2010-07-10, 6:24PM

Are you classy? Do you like classy things? Do you eat avocado with pretty much every meal? Then this is the patio set for you, white chocolate. Hand-crafted from real wood that makes oak and cherry look like a big pile of bullshit. Luxurious mother-of-pearl cushions are removable (my girlfriend insisted I mention this. Why would anyone remove mother-of-motherfucking-pearl cushions??? The answer is they would not).
Set consists of:
Bench that provides enough space for smooching up your Russian supermodel girlfriend or moustachioed gentleman friend.
Two chairs ideal for luxuriating with an Arnold Palmer alongside Arnold Palmer. You read that correctly. This patio furniture will literally prompt hall of fame golfers to hang out on your porch and drink the libations that bare their names.
Table perfectly sized for serving prosciutto and cantaloupe skewers, or love-making.
If you're ready to turn your patio into the Jay-Z of patios, and simultaneously put a giant red clown nose on all your neighbors' patios, I look forward to your prompt response. If not, enjoy your bologna and miracle whip sandwich and Arena Football League season tickets.
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(Ask for the "classy patio set". I'll know what you're talking about.)

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