Jessie, you never were the only one. What do you think I do when you put me on hold? I monologue to myself. Well, in song, but that just makes me more awesome than End. Unless he monologues in song... In which case, that's about as frightening as End using exclamation points and smileys.
XD
You mistake me for a stereotypical college kid. I'm a year in, and I haven't gone to a single party.
That aside, it's usually while pacing up and down a hall in my house which, along with the non-musical monologues, happen when I am writing or intend to write.
Back when STWAOES came out, my brother and I each got a copy. Mine was perfectly fine. His was a factory mess-up, twelve of the chapters were printed twice. Guess which copy I just found whilst digging though basement boxes?