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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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*seizuredie*

Just got home from the movies. I left at 8:30 this morning. It is now 14:13.

Six hours of my liiiiife. For a two hour movie.
^_^

I saw this and...

Dawwwwww!
Dawwwwwww!
Dawwwwwwww!

“He’s just so little! He’s just so cute!
…He’s hitting on me. What should I do?”

It’s probably best to, just make amends.

“Look, Justin, I think we’d be better off as friends.”

Hey look now Justin, you’re just too young,
for her to date, kid, even if you’ve sung
about your love for her, about your crush
You’re so young, whenever you here the word, “bra,” you flush up.

‘Cause you’re still a
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Call her back when you’re old enough to drive, drive.

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Call here back when you’re old enough to drive, drive. (oh oh)

Listen here, she’ll date you never
Even if, you’re rich, She’ll say whatever.
You still think Pokemon’s cool, you’re just a fool.
Don’t make her get a restraining order, you’ve got a gland disorder
That won’t let you age, or your ‘rents fixed you Beib’.
Let me pinch you, because you’re clearly trying to dream

You don’t look sixteen, teen, teen…
Her dating you would just look obscene

‘Cause you’re just a
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Call me back when you’re old enough to drive, drive


Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohhh
Call me back when you’re old enough to drive, drive


Crowley!
You’re barely three, you’re just a child, love.
Something something that doesn’t rhyme with anything baby
Something something something ending with, “ove.”
You like Who let the dogs out,
She likes Starstrukk
By 3oh3, not that gaga Trout
Insert product placement here! …Ugh.
You go outside when the bell sounds
To play hopscotch and foursquare and,
play on the playground,
You play the wii on the weekends,
Would you stop checking her out,
You little bean sprout?
Go play with your toys, Justin
Cause you’re just a

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Call her back when you’re old enough to drive, drive

Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
Call her back when you’re old enough to drive, drive

(He’s young)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (6x)
(He’s just too young, he’s just too youn, he’s just too young)
Young, young, young,(Young)
He’s young.


((No offense meant to anyone. None to Justin, none to people with glandular disorders, nothing. This is just for fun. I apologize to everyone. Please don't break my legs again.))
XDDDD
*BOL*

Win.

And wow, you haven't been around in a while.
In bed. Bed is warm. Outside is not.
Holy hell, Montreal? Lucky duck.
*agrees* That you sound like a spoiled brat, I mean. I would kill to travel that much. v.v
A craving for fancy ham? A desperate desire to fulfill her dream of being a professional curler? Beats me.
To visit me!

The real question is... Why the hell is she visiting the poopy French part? QST is bullshit. Especially to the Americans who have like, no sales tax. 13% is always fun.
Just got back from band camp. It was interesting.

7 hours of marching per day, with 2-3 1/2 hours of sectionals and up to 2 hours of free time (also per day). Love the last two, but I can't describe how much marching sucks. One of the helpers was a retired director who is 85. He was a huge douche in marching practice, but was evidently pretty cool in brass sectionals. There were lots of inside jokes, and senior prank night was sweet.

Favorite line: "Whoever invented marching band was one stupid fuck."
I went to the beach today, and the thing I remember most happened while I was on a walk by the shore. Some little boy who couldn't be more than four years old was laying down, and a lady who was probably his mother came up to him and yelled in a loud and obnoxiously whiny voice for him to "Stooooop licking the saaaaaand! It's weeeiiiird!" That ended up being the only thing my sister said the rest of the day. >./body>

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