Permalink Reply by Dual on September 2, 2010 at 10:01am
Writing two stories. ^_^
One is a farce on the whole current vampire culture, Twilight in particular-both the series itself and the reaction of it's fans. It portrays, "Realistic vampires and werewolves," who don't suck blood, don't transform into wolves, and who act like utter nerds. They hate Twilight, they read sci fi and fantasy, they write, they act, they roleplay, et cetera. Like Smeyers, the main character is a total self insert, but this is played for laughs more than anything and it's completely out of parody of Smeyer's Bella-all his misery and suffering is played for laughs and giggles rather than sympathy. The novel details the life and time of these nerds who just happen to be undead, following the main character as he fails to ever find a love interest and watching him fullfill his motto: Carpe Noctum!
The second novel is a drama about a boy who, through logic, has realized that he's a fictional character. Being extremely genre savvey, he reasons that once his series ends, he and everyone he knows and loves will cease to exist outside of fanfiction. Realizing this, he struggles to live life as he futilely attempts to thwart the best efforts of his author-that being me-to get him to actually play out a story. He's cut himself off from all his friends and family, as interractions with them could lead to a slice of life story, and tries his best to avoid acting in a heroic manner-something which, due to his innately heroic nature granted to him by the author, he fails at. Eventually, he and everyone he loves dies.