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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

[Edited Because I Fracking Can]

Welcome to the Secret Confessions thread. Beyond the pure anonymity of the internet, there lies a certain level of understanding behind all the accounts here on FF. The SC account carries burden of allowing the user to give a candid, private confession with (hopefully) understanding feedback. The SC thread is for other posters to give kind and/or helpful advice, words of empathy, or a secret of their own (under the SC name or not).

This account is a group account, and EVERYONE needs to treat it respectfully. By posting under the Secret Confessor, you are pledging to refrain from hate mail, "finger-pointing", insulting and being a jerkface. By posting in the SC thread, you are pledging to keep the comments respectful. This has not yet been a problem, but it's nice to have written down "just in case".

If you would like to use the SC account for ANY reason beside posting in this thread, please PM me- even if it's under the SC name (this is not to exert authority, but to maintain order over a very accessible account).

Thank you!


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You have just played the part of everyone unfortunate enough to eat dinner with me, ever >:

For some reason no one appreciates medical trivia at the dinner table.
I once made the mistake of explaining how we killed and gutted fish in the mountains during dinner.

I'm willing to listen, depending on how far you go.
What, the stuff a page or so ago?

It's educational. It explained a lot, and now I feel a bit more confident that my younger sister won't treat me as a complete ignoramus three years from now.

You should read it, it's interesting stuff. Then read something by Freud or de Beauvoir. It's good conditioning.
No no no, I don't find it that disgusting... I just never considered... Like.. And the bit about the whatever that breaks and the... horseback riding... halfway in... and the... and the... and the... the... shaving...


I'm never looking at another girl the same again. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH I WANT TO BE GAY TO DEFUSE THE AWKWARDNESS.
... Well, we could always start the whole masturbation convo thing, if you'd much prefer that.
I think we've tortured him enough.

Although now "I Touch Myself" is stuck in my head. Betch.
Yeah, probably. But still, weirdly entertaining and somewhat informative. We had a whole lecture series on repro two years ago, and it was hilarious. It also stripped most people of their innocence. :)

You love me, and you know it, hor.
>.> I just have no shame and a good memory.

...it's true.
The lecturer was all like 'Now I know your parents spent a good few years trying to get you kids to stop saying VAGINA and PENIS in public because it's considered unacceptable. But here in my class, you are required to know what the reproductive system is, and what the bits are called. So everyone repeat after me...."

And the whole class had to sit there for about a minute saying words after the lecturer.

Then she brings up the photos, and is all like. 'Now, boys, take a good long look, because for some of you, that's the last one you're gonna see for a good long while! We lol'ed.



:) Love you too.
YES.

wut
*random interjection* Hey, so you know when you posted on my wall? "You're adorable". Well, my mom freaked out and was convinced that this was all part of your plan to rape me and steal my inncence (wait, that was redundant...). I told her you live in Florida, and that didn't work. Then I told her you were dating someone, and that didn't work. Then I told her that you were gay, and she bought it hook like and sinker. She now thinks that half my male friends are gay. I can now hang out with them all the time, unchaperoned. ^.^

EDIT: You talked about wanting to be gay, and that reminded me of it.
Patrick, you're in tenth grade. I think you can handle this.

I find your shelteredness hilarious. :333 :D


PS-
@ Omega:
I had a boyfriend who was obsessed with talking about masturbation, but was grossed out by the term "period" or "tampon".
So..I'm up for anything, I'm totally desensitized now... xD

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