What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Contradiction]

Owch. *grimace*

I am so glad I'll never have to shave my face.

[Dual]

Twenty minutes later, it's still bleeding.

XD

[Contradiction]

Shaving razors are bitches when it comes to causing blood loss.

I would probably cry if I had to. >.>

[Dual]

*nodnod*

Half an hour and counting! :D

I suddenly feel fortunate.

[Contradiction]

How big of a cut is it? I've had cuts bleed through bandaids but they weren't on my face. x.x

Why? >.>

[Dual]

Very small. Just a pin prick.

I feel considerably less pain than most people. :D Pain is easy to ignore for me.

[Contradiction]

Oh. Wow. Hm. Er, good luck?

I am terrified of pain. >.>
Also, I'm not sure that it being easily ignored is necessarily a good thing...

[EndOfTheEarth]

Get an electric razor, that's what I use.

[Dual]

I don't shave frequently enough to actually excuse my buying it.

...Shut up.

[Ovie! Ovie! Ovie! Oy! Oy! Oy!]

I just use and electric trimmer, it's like 12$, cheaper if you get a battery powered one.

I have a fear of slicing open my throat while shaving.

[Contradiction]

...Yeah, that's why I would never ever ever shave my face.

[Omega]

I'm totally studying bleeding disorders at the moment.

Now, it is oozy, or is it stop-start bleeding??