Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!
What are you doing right now?
Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.
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Permalink Reply by nathan_p on
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...oh Christ, I don't even speak English.
Yes. It is there, but it isn't, like. The main thesis, or whatever.
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Permalink Reply by EndOfTheEarth on
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Is there a main thesis?
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I'd go to the movies on Friday night...if I wasn't in danger of getting shot.
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Permalink Reply by Hannah on
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I need to stop looking for subtext. This is bullshit. MAYBE "...Ok see you tomorrow..." REALLY MEANS FUCKING JUST THAT, HANNAH.
I think the problem is that I view '...'s as being so meaningful, and normal people don't. Plus also, I'm an over-analytic person in general. Fuck this, I'm getting some ice cream.
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Dude, same here. And it's fine when I assume my whole "teen angst, people can bite my ass" attitude. I hate caring about people. It's too risky.
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Permalink Reply by Dual on
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Grandson of a bitch.
So, I was out running today. I was only wearing my shorts and my shoes. No shirt, no long leg coverings. Altogether, bad for staying warm.
So, naturally, when I was six miles from home, it started raining.
Fuck.
Then I realized that the 'rents weren't home, and would have no way to pick me up. I didn't have a phone regardless.
Double fuck.
Then...
...It started hailing.
Three strikes, I'm fucked!
Six miles later, I'm back, bruised, sopping wet, and all out miserable.
So, I go to take a hot shower in order to stop myself from freezing.
Cue lightning.
Cue the lights going out.
Cue my realizing that taking a shower in a thunderstorm is akin to dissing the Metropires at a Twilight convention.
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!
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Cross your fingers and hope karma pays you back?
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I've had Hitler's karma since birth. The Hindu's and Jainists believe in metempsychosis. Maybe they're right.
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Permalink Reply by Lamp Post on
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They had a thing on the news about the huge hail in Texas. Seems like everyone has odd weather for this time.
*offers tea*
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Permalink Reply by Xuut on
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Halifax weather:
SUNSHINE AND FUCKING RAINBOWS.
Not joking.
They still have 19 C weather. We're going below zero this week and I'm sitting in front of a heater to keep my toes warm.
HURRY UP GLOBAL WARMING. I NO LONGER LOVE THE COLD.
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