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Protect the flock! From JP and Hachette!

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

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No it has raisin in it.
Wut? >.>
It has the word raisin, and raisins are so bad the word alone is horrid.
D: Raisins aren't that bad.

And craisins are delicious.
Pistachios.

They win, but they're fucking expensive.
Zyrtec. I don't even care if that's how you spell it. It saved my weekend life. And it could save yours too.

Allergies: because sometimes nature wants to fuck with your immune system.
Zyrtec: because you have the strength to say no.
Allergy medications have a terrible habit of producing drowsiness and depression in my family. I'm currently enjoying more success by filling up my entire nasal cavity with saline on a nightly basis.
But allergies are already depressing, so it's like "*sneeze* FML *sneeze*" or "*breathe* FML *breathe*" right?

^Joke. Not to offend anyone who is clinically depressed, I know that that's not what depression really is, I was making a joke. And it grows substantially less funny as my disclaimer grows in length...
No, like noticeably depressing. As in, my brother was verging on suicidal, and we took him off. Within a day and a half, the allergies were back, but his mood had improved 500%.
Oh dear. D: That's awful. I don't think it depresses me... I'm normally only really depressed at night-time anyways, but I'd be more worried about it, like, extreme-ifying my nightmares, which it didn't seem to.
Honey, lemons, and hot water.

Debatablely one of the greatest things ever.

Unless you're allergic to either honey or lemons I suppose.
What if I'm allergic to hot water?

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