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What are you doing right now?
Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.
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Permalink Reply by nathan_p on
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XD Noooo. There's an old joke: a drunk guy driving home is going 60 and swerving all over the road... a high guy driving home is going 6 miles an hour and chewing on the seats.
Anyway. Being drunk is like someone turned off the inhibition switch -- that chick who looks like she fell on the ugly stick looks like a supermodel after a few, and you are the king of karaoke. Everything is a good idea and you're unstoppable.
Being high is like... really experiencing the world. Munchies -- man... this ice cream is amazing, man! Time slows down -- I've been eating this ice cream for hoooours man! (No you haven't you dumb stoner, you just got it out of the freezer.) Aaaand your memory is like a goldfish's. (Dude I want a sandwich -- holy shit where did this sandwich come from! You made it five minutes ago when you ALSO wanted a sandwich.)
In conclusion, stoners are way more fun :> Drunk people are just annoying.
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Permalink Reply by Nighthawk on
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Sounds like me in half of my classes. >_> It's sad when people still think you're the smart one when you're making A's, B's, C's, and failed one class.
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Permalink Reply by Ovie! Ovie! Ovie! Oy! Oy! Oy! on
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I need to go and buy a replacement pin, tomorrow maybe...
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Wishing Cody didn't have to work after school like every day.
Stupid Cracker Barrel people. Nobody's going to know who I am at the Boo Bash unless he's with me. >.<'
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Broken image, dammit.
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Aw. v.v
Anyway, he's going to be Sweeney Todd and I'm Mrs. Lovett. If I show up alone they'll be like "And who are you supposed to be?"
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If it's styled pretty much like the movie version, it should be pretty obvious. And awesome.
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