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Asian grocery stores creep me out.

"Hey mom, what's this?"

"... Lizard."

"O.O"
I hate packing.
First everyone on the debate forum was having a homophobic party I had to break up.

And now they're talking about how fat people shouldn't teach or take office because it sets a bad example. CALL ME OUT BY NAME, WILL YOU GUYS?
1.) Hannah, you are not fat.

2.) WTF. Fat people = Bad example? GENES CANNOT BE HELPED ASSHOLES.

Idiots, should not be in office nor teach. THAT sets a bad example.
1) Fat is a subjective term. And according to these kids, I most definitely am.

2) They say it's "laziness".

3) This is true, but idiots don't see themselves as idiots, that's the worst part of idiocy.
OH, GOODY. THEY DID MENTION ME.

"You could be healthier if you even cared, Hannah"

I THINK ANOREXIA IS CARING. AND THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M PERFECTLY HEALTHY. IM JUST NOT THIN ENOUGH FOR YOU AND YOUR PERFECT ASIAN FAMILY. FUUUUCK THEEEEEM AAAAAAALL.
Firstly, tell them that I say that they're idiotic, stupid, narcissistic jackasses who should focus a tad less on the physical appearance of someone and should get the fuck out a little more. I don't care if you're 110 lbs, or 150 lbs, if you're a jackass none of that god damned matters. Plus, it's so not cool when I can see the outline of your heart.

Laziness Doth not equate fat. I'm lazy as hell, am I over weight? No. When was the last time I ran laps? ... God knows when. My brother is six feet and a hundred and twenty pounds. He hasn't walked to work ever since January.

Punch them for me k? Or something like that. SEND THEM A PICTURE OF CHILDREN GOING INTO PIKACHU'S PRIVATE PARTS. WHY I HAVE THIS PICTURE I DON'T KNOW.

AND YOU ARE PERFECTLY FINE WEIGHT. IF NOT, I WILL PUT ON TWENTY POUNDS TO SHUT YOU UP. AND THE OTHER DAY I WAS COMPLIMENTED FOR NOT BEING STICK THIN. EAT IT.
DUDE, THEY'RE NOT EVEN PURE-BLOOD ASIAN. THEY'RE HALF-ASIAN. THEY'RE FUCKING MUD BLOODS. AND THEIR FILTHY, IDIOTIC, STICK-THIN, HALF-ASIAN, IGNORAMUS ASSES SHOULD GO DIE IN THE FIERY PITS OF HELL FOR JUDGING FAT PEOPLE AND GAY PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE.

I can't. My mom runs the forum because she's the coach.
I find white washed Asians are always total assholes. (General rule for half-Asians too... Or at lest the ones I know)

LOL WUT. I WANT TO GIVE THEM THE FINGER. I WAS OVER WEIGHT BEFORE JACKASSES. I CONCUR WITH THAT IDEA. I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE. MORE THAN ASIANS ANYWAYS.

I dunno really. XD I think I googled Pikachu once...
Yeah. Half-Asians. Fucking assholes. Always. Every single one. No exceptions. Genocide, man. Let's kill 'em all.

Why am I suddenly curious as to the mating habits of Pokemon?
To be honest, I'm uncomfortable around Asians. When I go to the super market, it become uncomfortable. We discussed this in class today, apparently your brain is hardwired to prefer your own ethnicity or whatever. I have lived and interacted with Asians my whole life. Asides from a select few, they freak me out.

XD I have a picture of Pikachu mommy too... With little baby Pikachus. ANd the picture is a giant bouncy castle with kids going through his legs, not like, anything incredibly perverted.
I guess that makes sense. The wired part, not your fear of Asians. Wait, what is it like to be around your own family?

That's... Interesting. Um... Yeah....

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