What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Hannah]

I'm fucking fed up with this particular half-Korean. He insults my YouTube addiction, teases me about my appearance, and now he's ranting about all that I hold dear in this world?

That's it. No more civil argument. I'm unleashing the power of the troll deeply instilled in me from my time on MDW. Bring it on, man. My mom's Internet is down and so there aren't any mods. Oh, goodie, looks like he's moved onto politics. XD

[Contradiction]

People like that deserve ass-kickings.

[Hannah]

It's true. But now he's talking about how if we only stopped rewarding people for being lazy (his definition of welfare) we could balance the budget.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Stupid people sometimes make me depressed... But the. I remember how I and many others are clearly superior and mankind still has hope and I just laugh. HAH. I LAUGH AT YOUR IGNORANCE, SEXY, HALF-KOREAN.

[Hannah]

I shall. >:D
"So, do you know what the national debt is?"
"Well, not exactly, of course not."
"Ball park figure?"
"Well, uh... No..."
"Really? Hmmm... Do you know how much money we spend on funding welfare?"
"Not exactly, no."
"Okay, I'll just take your word for it that they would cancel each other out. I guess what I'm trying to say is... YOU'RE A FREAKING IDIOT, MAN. STOP TALKING. SOME PEOPLE JUST DON'T NEED TO BE TALKING ALL THE TIME.

[Hannah]

It's ironic how in typing this out I made a million typos. XD

[Contradiction]

One of my more intelligent acquaintances believes this as well. I don't understand why.

You make me laugh. xD

[Hannah]

I try. xD

These people... Have they never seen John Green's video about this issue?

[Contradiction]

Evidently not. You should send your sexy half-Korean guy the link. xD

[Hannah]

He doesn't deserve to look at the overwhelming sexiness that is John Green.

But damn, this dude is really good looking. It just makes it all the more fun to crush him. XD

[Contradiction]

I think "awesomeness" would be more appropriate, unless you're concerned that this kid would become physically attracted to John. xD

xD

[Hannah]

John Green is enough to turn George Clooney gay. He is intellectually sexy. And physically too, if you're Ito older guys...

His YouTube videos should be flagged for pornography. He can't help it, dude, he has the sexy.

[Contradiction]

*bol* But if this kid's an idiot (is he?), how will he recognize this?