What are you doing right now?

[EndOfTheEarth]

Besides posting on here and replying to this thread. Original credit for this goes back to Fate and Nathan on MX.

[Fake]

http://books.google.com/books?id=qa-I8QAOUL8C&pg=PA406&lpg=...

Lulz.

[EndOfTheEarth]

I know. However, that's inaccurate data. I've just learned of the reasons for the discrepency:

http://www.fpl.fs.fed.us/documnts/fplmisc/rpt1464.pdf

Apparently wood and paper products burn differently depending on the starting temperature they begin at, and depending on length of exposure to a particular temperature.

[Contradiction]

Finished Changes.

[Fake]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA suck it.

[Contradiction]

I also read Aftermath. So... the suck was dulled a bit.

[Fake]

...wut.

[Fake]

I hate you.

[Fake]

So much.

[Contradiction]

Heh heh heh.

[Fake]

Grrr.

Well, I might get Side Jobs as a gift today...it's Channukah!

Which, for some reason, my family is celebrating now.

WTFH.

[Contradiction]

Are you celebrating Christmas, too?

...That's strange.

Also, I'm not going to pretend that Aftermath was some great awesome revelation. It's slightly less unsatisfying than the end of Changes.

[Fake]

No. We're celebrating Channukah.

I was raised Jewish, despite neither of my parents believing in it.

I've never really believed in God, and I don't like traditions--Jewish or not--so you could call me a Jew in name only.

:D I feel slightly better now.